So I'm watching Picture This! or whatever on ABC Family and like half the people in it are from Degrassi so far. [That's a lie, but at least two of the main-ish characters are.] I don't know why that like... surprises me, but I'm always like "WTF? Weird..." Yeah. This isn't relevant. And the guy she's obsessed with is kind of ugly, to be honest.
Okay, WTF? You fell in a pool and you can't swim or something? Or are you doing that on purpose?
I wanna work in a pet store... Lisa's dog is really ugly. Who names a cat Andy? Who says "funky"? Uh. That guy probably wouldn't be able to get into law school in real life. He can't be 'perfect'; it's impossible.
I like her glasses though... And is she wearing that to school...? It's like pajamas. ... That's a SUCKY gift. "Guess what, hon! You get to LIVE WITH ME!" But she's kind of a jerk. I don't like her.
Are they seriously talking on the phone while walking together? I love his camera. Okay, you would so get like kicked out for drinking out of the fountain like that. I'd be all "STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME." And who randomly says, "I like your laugh"? Uh, let's look at the text under the picture, dude. DAD. Can you read? Idiot.
I want more water. Purdy camera... He's so like cheating on his girlfriend. Okay, WHEN did they exchange phone numbers? Stalker much? He's like hiding in trees and taking pictures.
WTF? They're HUGGING? They've talked like twice. "I feel like I can be myself around you. And I like your eyes." That was STUPID and SO fake.
I so want a Girl Scout Cookie blizzard. Aren't Mac and Cheese crackers just like... cheese nips? Okay, hair dye commercial, that wasn't a question. I love how you like pawned your wedding ring. I'm not sure you can guarantee satisfaction. AW, IT'S JONATHON KENT! YOU DIED INSTEAD OF LANA AND NOW YOU'RE ON THIS WEIRD SHOW AND I MISS YOU.
Okay, how would you - okay, IT SAYS DAD!!! - lose your phone the FIRST day you got it? "I'll leave your name at the gate." Ass. No one says "sick music" and I dislike him. So he took her phone. She still has her computer... She could just IM people. Or video chat with them. Stupid. Okay, I love that it's always "no."
I love that the dad is actually smart. At least he actually let you out of the house and gave you your phone back. Brat. I hope she gets caught and is forced to live with her dad. I love how they all have video phones. I love how it's not obvious that he was just going to have sex with her and dump her anyway. Idiots. "A.A. meeting and then she's meeting Jennifer for a drink." That's brilliant.
Okay, who doesn't lock their cars? Not even kidding. "Marilyn Manson doesn't have blood!"
Commercials suck and this is SO pointless - the blog entry is way long and boring.
"Oh my God, I have butt-face!" ...She's like chugging that allergy stuff. My friend fell in a mall fountain once! They would SO get kicked out of the store. She changed clothes... If I were her dad, I'd be like "Did you bring a change of clothes...?" I love Bruce.
I feel horrible for them. It's like "my friend forced me to do this." And that TICKS me off. It's all "YEAH I'M SMART AND PRETTY AND GET EVERYTHING I WANT AND I CAN SING." God. ...I love concert people.
I don't get why having smooth legs leads to Walmart. Oh. That's stupid.
I just missed a HUGE part of the movie. Now they're dancing? And he's going to rape her. And she's like "uh, I don't want to have sex with you." Hey, at least there wasn't that cliche guy best friend that she falls in love with. I hope he tries to rape her and she's all "I DON'T LOVE YOU." Uh. Sorry, I like Tila Tequila a little too much. [I don't know if you'll understand that reference, but WHATEVER.] Creepy cult people; Manson's blood + curse = stupid.
I love how he's actually normal. Dude, that guy looked like Bob from The Hush Sound!
Okay, I'll bet you $1,000,000 she ends up with him in the end.
... Stupid.
